43210-1

(album: Internet Dating Superstuds - 2002)

Stop, pretending you're even having fun
You just stand there looking dumb
And bored with your thumb in your ass
You're better than that

For once in your life, before you retire
Be the leader of the choir, set your pubic hair on fire
Just because
You feel like it

Be that moron screaming in the crowd hey!
This shit could never be too loud for me
So help us help you armpit fart, cause we're only getting started
(Dance and bleed, karate chop and pray good times will never stop)

Oh boy is this great! Don't hesitate
Rub your feces like an ape, and finally celebrate
Just because

Finally talk to a girl, throw your dream journal in the urinal
Cause with tap shoes and a girdle, dreams really can come true
You're living proof

Be that moron screaming in the crowd hey!
This shit could never be too loud for me
So help us help you armpit fart, cause we're only getting started
Oh yeah, we're only getting started

Participate, it's the end of the wait
Show up late, masturbate, tell your date you're in shape though you're not

Take off your shirt, eat a fistful of dirt
Never learn get sunburn, cause it looks good on you.

Be that moron screaming in the crowd hey!
This shit could never be too loud for me
So help us help you armpit fart, cause we're only getting started
Yeah, we're only getting started
Yeah, we're only getting started
(Dance and bleed, karate chop and pray good times will never stop)