Trailer Park Mullet Wars

(album: Platinum Underground - 2005)

I wish I was cool as you [x4]
War, war, war, war, war, war, war, war.
Bring it, bring it, bring it, war [x6].
Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth [x2].

Can't escape from a criminal mind.
Eat that biscuit and walk that line.
A cop on a donut don't need a gun.
Some people think thar crime is fun.
Billy Ray Cyrus got a mullet on.
Trans Am parked in a trailer zone.
Shoot that man when I'm out of
town. Maggots take the body now.

War, war, war war, war, war, war, war.
Bring it, bring it, bring it war [x6].
Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth [x2]

Big black woman with her weave on tight.
Bust that lip in a cowboy fight.
Shake that tooth in a rotten fruit.
Sex in the morning in the birthday suit.
Stick your eye with a big horsefly.
Crush your mind and you don't know why.
Early bird did get that worm.
You never listen you never learn

War, war, war war, war, war, war, war.
Bring it, bring it, bring it war [x6].
Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth [x2]