The Kiwi Song

(album: Walk Off The Earth & Romeo Eats, Vol. 2 - 2022)

Mmm this is so good, so sweet
I love eating Kiwis!

Best known for being green and fuzzy
Yeah I'm chock full of vitamins, low on the calories, got C, K, E, FO-late, potassium
I'm eaten by the billions, Where do you come from?
I grow in New Zealand and Chile
N Also Italy, but China was my crib for centuries
Till an NZ gal, named Izzy Frazer
Brought a handful of seeds, did the West a favor

A perfect bedtime treat
I'll rock you right to sleep
I'm an anomaly
The one and only

Kiwi
How did I get so lucky
To be so cute and fuzzy
You know you want me
Kiwi yeah
Inside I'm sweet as honey
Life of the tastebud party
You'll love me cause I'm

Fuzzy Wuzzy, Fuzzy Wuzzy
Yummy Yummy, Yummy in your tummy yeah
Fuzzy Wuzzy, Fuzzy Wuzzy
Yummy Yummy, Yummy in your tummy yeah

DIY exfoliating, nourishing and anti-aging
All these healthy benefits has got my people going crazy
This fruit is so fly, so superb
That it's lifting the name off a National Bird
Three kinds, two with hair, one the size of a grape Eat the skin, if you like, every part of it's great Kiwi Berries have a knack for dessert
But any kiwi snack will have you coming back for the perks

My vines are thirty feet high
They climbing up to cloud nine
I'll take you with every bite
The one and only...