Ridiculous

(album: Liquid Courage - 2008)

[Verse 1: Herbal T]
Herbal T is an insane Rama, just like my boy Wax
I'm sorta like the "train bomber" when I destroy tracks
We came from the same momma
That's why the spitting is hot
These hypochondriac rappers think they sick and they not

Nobody want it with us
California to Maryland
Rappers can't compete because they got beat like Nancy Reagan
The all American Terrapin for y'all it's embarrassing
To illustrate I'll make a few comparisons like

I'm Milk Duds and y'all just Twizzlers
I am Ruth Chris and y'all just sizzlers
I'm the Ritz Carlton, y'all just a Day's Inn
I'm chocolate chip y'all oatmeal raisin man!

Cold swerving again with the G-Links
While you broke alcoholics doing shows for free drinks
And we still independent, motherfuck your label!
Nowadays the whole world's connected by cable so there's really no limit like Master P at a poker table

[Hook:]
(Ridiculous)
Kicking that off the wall shit
(Ridiculous)
Kicking that off the wall off the wall shit
(Ridiculous)
Kicking that off the wall shit

Fuck your Fuck your money, jewels, we just rob you of your dignity!

[Verse 2: Raw B]
Raw B's the opposite of flame retardant
Everything I spit is insane retarded
I bring profound sound when I swing through your town
So turn that shit up, and turn that Soulja Boy down

We don't get silly here, we stay gully
Got heads smoking rock on my block, ain't nothing funny
This is B-More bitch, you going to see raw shit
The fiends stay higher than trees, forget?

That's why I lay low
Makes plans so we last
"What time you at the show fam?", my manager asks
I roller blade, they like "Godammit he smash"
I still go number 1, your rap fantasy draft

Got the
Goose and cran or the tonic or the O-J
We in the van hitting chronic and it's so dank
We fight just to stay ahead
If Weezy's the best alive, then it's "Night of the Living Dead"!

Brains!

[Hook:]
(Ridiculous)
Kicking that off the wall shit
(Ridiculous)
Kicking that off the wall off the wall shit
(Ridiculous)
Kicking that off the wall shit

Fuck your Fuck your money, jewels, we just rob you of your dignity!

[Verse 3: Wax]
Grilled Lincoln's in the house!
Fuck the tomfoolery
Hide your little sister, hide your mom's jewelery
Lock up your liquor and balt down your beer
It's a party full of fucking maniacs in here!

Let's make it clear
For lack of a better word
I'm the most grandiose rapper you ever heard
A clever nerd with a sack of the better herb
Paranoid mess with rappers that never curd

Yeah
Answer my question
What motivates these piss-ants to try testing?
I don't know, but you ain't got to explain why
'Cause I'll never comprehend it like how planes fly

Out at B-W-I
You spy me and Herbal T high, stumble and vie
Push off the flight out at Cali, meet the lingeries at the terminal
Stand the fuck up like you pissing at a urinal!

Motherfucker I'm!

[Hook:]
(Ridiculous)
Kicking that off the wall shit
(Ridiculous)
Kicking that off the wall off the wall shit
(Ridiculous)
Kicking that off the wall shit

Fuck your Fuck your money, jewels, we just rob you of your dignity!

[Verse 4: Bakk-tron]
I'm unleashed!
There's understandable panic 'cause you're weak
And the beat?
It's a cannibal cannabis
And if you beef
I'm a eat like Hannibal, famished
And I'm a beast
I should be rapping on animal planet

And I'm close
You don't want to see me fired up or roast motherfuckers like this shit was of Irish club
And toast motherfuckers
Let the spliffs get fired up
I host, motherfuckers
Does the crib look like fire, what?

I wish I had the type of cash to make
Nice chicks like my ass
They'd want to date me, grab a bite, and dash
Want to hate me 'cause I siphon gas
I'm sick of mating with these feisty brats

At my shows, chicks stare a lot
It's a paradox
After a pair of shots I get more props than Carrot Top
One condition when I meet these freak hoes
When we slide home?
Head first like Pete Rose

[Hook:]
(Ridiculous)
Kicking that off the wall shit
(Ridiculous)
Kicking that off the wall off the wall shit
(Ridiculous)
Kicking that off the wall shit

Fuck your Fuck your money, jewels, we just rob you of your dignity!