Beavertown

(album: Sex, Drugs & Country Music - 2022)

Forgive me woman if I look surprised
It's been a while since I laid my eyes
On a big ol' pussy hair pie
Like I'm looking at right now

Guess I got used to the perfect sheen
That all the pussies have in the magazines
How am I supposed to fuck a damn tumbleweed
Well I'm about to try right now

Yeah I'm going down down down
Yeah I'm going down down down
Yeah I'm going down down down
To Beavertown

The thing about a beaver with a bush so long
Even make Tommy Lee's dick look small
That ain't gonna slow me down at all
I'm gonna give it all I got

When I go down down down
Down down down
Yeah I'm going down down down
To Beavertown

I'm going down to the jungle
Down to the bush
In between the belly button and the tush
Down to the beef
To get me some gravy
I'm gonna make you one happy lady

You can make a man out a boy like me
Let your pussy hair grow wild and free
Like Bob Ross living up inside your jeans
And I'm about to paint right now

When I go down down down
Yeah I'm going down down down
Yeah I'm going down down down
To Beavertown

Yeah I'm going down down down
Down down down
Yeah I'm going down down down
To Beavertown