Not Today

(album: Drake N Josh - 2022)

Perhaps I have such special needs
I wondered what was wrong with me
My friends all fall so easily
(Ooh, Sav killed it)

[RMC Mike:]
Nigga, not today
High as hell, almost popped myself when I shot the K
Tried to fuck this bitch for an hour, but I'm not in shape
Knocked him out, got him seeing stars like the top of the Wraith
Got a check for fifty racks, shit, I'm going shopping today
Still grinding like we ain't shit, but we popping today
You tryna beat me to the finish lane, I'm stopping the race
Nigga tried to tussle with my Glock and got shot in the face

[YN Jay:]
Me and Mike matched a four, we just dropped an eight
Nigga hit the road for twenty hours with no license plate
Knock a nigga out one hit, make the Tyson face
Nigga got a plain birthday, no icing cake
How the fuck you get Saganos, no rice and steak?
Super gremlin, bitch, I still drunk it, but the pint was fake
Nigga stepped out shining hard, but the ice was fake
Bitch didn't give me head for free, I had to buy some face

[RMC Mike:]
Shot a bitch with a ten milli', she had the Bryson face
Bitch out here giving legal head, but her license fake
Cost coming down on everything, but my prices ain't
Lost my combination, got me in here tryna fight the safe
Couldn't get in contact with my money, had to write the bank
Nigga pulled up with a switchblade, I tried to fight the shank
Turn into Picasso with this cake, bitch, I like to paint
I don't believe shit a nigga say, your life a prank

[YN Jay:]
Nigga died 'cause he ain't sit still, he forgot to plank
Bought Clear at the airport, I don't like to wait
Wanna see everybody win, I don't like to hate
I just fuck a bitch and keep it moving, I don't like to date
Lately, I been thinking 'bout tomorrow, I don't like today
Threw a BBL on my bitch, I don't like her shape
Told bro his CD ass, I don't like your tape
You ain't got the one that zip to the top, I don't like your Bape
I know a bitch love to eat dick, she'll bite your face
I know a lawyer beat everything, he'll fight your case
Bitch say, "How you the Coochie Man and you ain't got no cape?"
Because I'm not no superhero, bitch

[RMC Mike:]
Broke a bitch heart, now she screaming she might go gay
Stabbing bitches up every night, I got the Michael trait
Bitch got some real titties on her, but her lipo fake
I'm a law-abiding citizen, nigga, fight your fate
Can't stop shitting on these niggas, need to buy some brakes
Told bitch I'm on my way to fuck, I'm just a flight away
It's my money and I need it now, nigga, right away
Fuck around and made a left and hit some shit, I had the right of way

[YN Jay:]
I'm not a certified lover boy, but I might know Drake
Bro pulled up with a baby chop, it's a micro-Drac
Lion in the middle of the jungle, gotta find your way
Damn