The Friends Zone

(album: The Death Of Adam - 2008)

I've seen the twin peaks and I've climbed them in my dreams
Seems like every song is about us, but you won't let me in between
My vision is dumb [?] from the Viagra I brought, thinking 'bout your bubble girl
Still talking late on the phone, foresaking Johnson in the friends zone

I love talking 'bout your ex all night
We can stay all up night, listening to your life
Tryna touch the gun rack, and you take a step back
Now I know why you're wack, and never get the booty go
Sex [?], if I can fucking go
Back to before I even thought to take you home

Ma-ma-ma-ma, you making me crazy
Ma, and I don't know what you wanna do
Ma, ma-ma, you making me crazy
Ma, ma-ma, ma, ma, ma
Ma-ma, you making me crazy
Ma, and I don't know what you wanna do
Ma, ma-ma, you making me crazy
Ma, ma-ma, ma, ma, ma

Now it's been hours and I'm talking still the same
I need a shower just to take this blue balls away
Think it would be enough when you felt my third leg, and kicking it to you girl
I'm calling 311 for a gap, I gotta find me a next chick, tonight

I love talking 'bout your ex all night
We can stay all up night, listening to your life
Tryna touch the gun rack, and you take a step back
Now I know why you're wack, and never get the booty go
Sex [?], if I can fucking go
Back to before I even thought to take you home

Ma-ma-ma-ma, you making me crazy
Ma, and I don't know what you wanna do
Ma, ma-ma, you making me crazy
Ma, ma-ma, ma, ma, ma
Ma-ma, you making me crazy
Ma, and I don't know what you wanna do
Ma, ma-ma, you making me crazy
Ma, ma-ma, ma, ma, ma

Yeah, welcome to the friends zone
Don't make yourself to comfy up in here, I guarantee you won't like it
The only way I be your BFF girl
Is if, I'm your Best Fucking Friend
Let's go

Shitake Monkey
Shitake Monkey
Shitake Monkey
Shitake Monkey

He decided after all that nice guy shit
He was not ever gonna get [?]
The next girl that he met
Was getting those two silver circles
She was getting handcuffed