I'm Only Here For The Beer

Well blond haired girls turn me on
And brown haired girls turn me on
And red haired girls turn me on
Don't you know that all the pretty girls turn me on

Oh but I'm only here for the beer
And when you're out of beer I'm out of here
So why don't you be a good old soul
And bring me another one icy damn cold
Cause I'm only here for the beer

Those short-legged girls turn me on
And long-legged girls turn me on
Those skinny-bottom girls turn me on
And always those fat-bottom girls turn me on

Oh but I'm only here for the beer
And when you're out of beer I'm out of here
So why don't you be a good old soul
And bring me another one icy damn cold
Cause I'm only here for the beer

Those German speaking girls turn me on
Those Jamaican girls turn me on
Good old U.S.A. girls turn me on
Oh all the girls around the world turn me on

Oh but I'm only here for the beer
And when you're out of beer I'm out of here
So why don't you be a good old soul
And bring me another one icy damn cold
Cause I'm only here for the beer
Don't you know that I'm only here for the beer