The Snack Song

(album: Stifler - 2011)

Yeah
It's a lil real estate person
It figures mom and dad get the house

Roll and smoke something 'fore you listen to this
60 straight bars about snacks, take a hit of this
My remarks are sweet talks, suprises at the end
Slim Jim living yo, I crack before I bin
Snap into this before you catch any ill feelings
Head on the pillow, brain falling like theres no ceiling
Swiss cake rolling on 'em, they don't wanna
Cup of nice chilli in hand, I want a [?]
Kill 'em with the young unsolved Black Dahlia
When I burn weed I laugh, they call it salvia
Screw Top Foods I make them flip their wig
Silly little rabbit they say Trix is for kids
Fresh out the oven, shove the cheese in my pockets
Got money, hot money, hot pockets
Snack dealer, I move birds I shed weight
Infomercial, Kit-Kat I take a break

Hey guys uh, my name's Rick Morecannabis (Hi Rick)
I'm covering Sesh lungs addict
But now I'm back to show you motherfuckers what's going on (What)

I'm all that in a bag of Doritos
Pulling up to the drive thru window
Two double cheese then we cool like the heat low
Look at the time gotta run, Cheerio
Cereal with the milk to the top though
Spill it, playing Vice City riding from the cops
Grand Theft Auto, PS2
DVD Goofy movie Hi-def soon
Greek salad with the crew comes heavy
With the feta, green leaves with all of the proper dressings
Black tavern, straight lace
Sperry topsider still wet from the boat race
Money on my mind, hand in my pocket
Trip from the Bay with a drink from the Tropics
Real talks only words that I say
Half court at gym, thats how you Tanqueray

Pocket full of change, more in my backpack
Five dollars now, what can I get for that?
Snacks, I want all these snacks
Gotta get the snacks, gotta get the snacks
Pocket full of change, more in my backpack
Five dollars now, what can I get for that?
Snacks, I want all these snacks
Gotta get the snacks, gotta get the snacks

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Gotta get the snacks
Alright thank you guys I, I feel a lot better
(No problem Rick)
Alright
(Hahahaha)