Ohio (Hidden Bonus Track)

(album: A Hangover You Don't Deserve - 2004)

Hello... Hello... Hello... Hello... Hello!
Wooo
Move around kids
Oh we're movin'?
Yeah, moving over one
We're doing the cake walk, eh?
OK Howie, you ready?
Yeah

Uh, Bill Parcells wants... What?
Start over 1... 2... 3... Go
Forest Whittaker wants you back (He's got a lazy eye)
Mike Judge wants you back
Debbie Allen wants you
And my taco wants you back
Larry Hagman wants you back
Audie Murphy wants you back
The Alamo wants you back
And Beyonce sure got back (heehee)
Enron wants you back
My mom wants us back
The Dallas Cowboys want you back (Yeah! Wooohooo)
Bob Wills want you back
Barry White wants you back (Baby)
Kelly Clarkson wants you back
And my pick-up wants you back
The Rangers want A-Rod back (No way!)
Don Henley wants you back
The Polyphonic Spree want you back (woohoo)
Lyndon Johnson wants you back
And my dog wants you back (hahaha)
Shannon Elizabeth wants me back (Hahahahahaha)

Its true guys, it's true, she loves me
News 11, this just in: Shannon Elizabeth does not want you back
(Hahahaha) (Oh boy)
D.R.I. wants you back
Sparta wants you back
......Fuck! (hahaha)

OK, let's try that again
Sparta wants you back
Mars Volta wants you back
(Ooh, something came up seriously)
We want At the Drive-In back! (Yea!)
Dangerous Toys wants you back (my God)
ZZ Top wants you back
The Dallas Morning News wants you back
The Fort Worth Star Telegram wants you back
The Branch Davidians want you back
Dallas, Texas wants you back
Oooh I can't top, but that I'm gonna try
I've got a hairy back

I-45 is the name of the handle
Mommie Dearest wants you back
The Aggies wants you back
Gary Busey wants you back
Walter Cronkite wants you back
Judge Roy Bean wants you back
Tim Duncan wants you back
Patrick Swayze wants you back
Bill Parcells wants you back
Witchita Falls wants us back (But we're never going back!)
I'm drunk (Oh yeah)
Morgan Fairchild wants you back
Dan Rather wants you back
OK.. Rusty we gotta do this again with Sim filming
And without Sim (Hahaha)
Seriously 'cause he is fucking up every time
We don't want Sim back
He's fucking up our track
He's OK with the camera
But when he opens his mouth..(Whit Whit Waa)
This is a shout-out to all of our homies and homesses
And all you motherfuckers in Texas 'cause (Word up)
Posse... Posse havers.. And, uh, givers of Possedom
Alright who's ever ever given us posse
This is a shout-out to you
We thank you very much
This is not recording anything
I've gotten much posse over the years
Seriously this is a good outro for this song because uh
It's not recording anymore
Oh yeah it is it's recording
I bet you 500,000 dollars
Let's see the motherfucking pink on the screen
Why don't you follow my lead and not argue all the time
I've gotten more posse in the last few years than... Than Eric has in his whole life
I don't know if that's true but uh dude
I have a really really big posse
It's huge it's like the freaking Grand Canyon
You have a freaking smelly posse
Yes, yes a big stinky posse
Well you know most of the time I am hanging out with my posse
It's hanging out after the show and so they've been a little sweaty so you
Know people get stinky (That explains it)
Oh man here we are, it's the end of our album
Let's take a shower together
Heheh no I think that's a bad idea
There's no way we're all gonna fit in there (I disagree)
I meant let's go have a beer together (Oh)
We should try it (Let's see some money)
Uh it's the end of our record and, uh thank you
If you're still here than you are more queer than us
You have some problems (and a lot of time on your hands buddy)
And you should seek help
Oh... Thank you! (Hang on)
Goodbye... Goodbye.. Goodbye
Holy shit dude that was awesome
Goodbye... Goodbye.. Goodbye... Goodbye
Thank you
It's nice to say goodbye