Doin' It Wrong

I can't believe what I just saw
But I'm pretty sure that you broke the law
I'm all for individuality but on a technicality
Eating pizza like that's just wrong (just wrong)
I could ignore it if it was one time
When you put ketchup all across your fries
I'm going insane but you don't know why
'Cause pouring milk before the cereal has gotta be a crime

Is it just me, no I can't believe
You bite straight into a stick of string cheese
You open your bag of chips from the side
It's slowly driving out of my mind

You're doing it wrong, doing it wrong, doing it wrong
It's driving me crazy
Every time, out of your mind, doing it wrong
It's not supposed to be
You're doing it wrong, doing it wrong, doing it wrong
It's driving me crazy
Every time, out of your mind, doing it wrong
It's just my OCD

Slow down, enough is enough
I can't stand and watch you eat another Cheeto puff
It's like everywhere I look I see Cheeto dust
You never wipe your hands when you're touching all my stuff (really?)
I swear you're tryna make me upset
You can't really like to wear socks when they're wet
Life would be so simple if you did it my way
But you insist on eating your burrito sideways
You eat pizza from Chuck E. Cheese
The pieces don't fit and it makes me scream
You bite straight into your ice cream
With no brain freeze like you don't feel a thing

Is it just me, no I can't believe
You only wear hoodies with uneven strings
You eat all four KitKats at the same time
It's slowly driving me out of my mind

You're doing it wrong, doing it wrong, doing it wrong
It's driving me crazy
Every time, out of your mind, doing it wrong
It's not supposed to be
You're doing it wrong, doing it wrong, doing it wrong
It's driving me crazy
Every time, out of your mind, doing it wrong
It's just my OCD

It's all wrong but I make it all right
'Cause you're making me cringe, drive me out of my mind, yep
It's all wrong but I make it all right
Gotta fix it all now, all day, all night, yes
It's all wrong but I make it all right
Yeah I say I wouldn't change you but you know I just might
Can't let it all go, gotta fix it on site
Now it all makes sense, just the way that I like, yeah

You're doing it wrong, doing it wrong, doing it wrong
It's driving me crazy
Every time, out of your mind, doing it wrong
It's not supposed to be
You're doing it wrong, doing it wrong, doing it wrong
It's driving me crazy
Every time, out of your mind, doing it wrong
It's just my OCD