Bird Dawg

(album: King Of Crap - 2020)

I'm 'bout country as a bird dawg (Big dawg)
I ain't know they did it like me
I never heard ya'll (Never heard ya'll)
Just like my brother Petey
I'ma take my shirt off (Shirt off)
Hop in and skirt off (Skirt off)
Done worked my whole life
I won't ever clean the dirt off
Nope, never clean the dirt off
My lil' homies wife just ran away with her boss
Man fuck it, it's her loss

Bird dawg, bird dawg, what's happenin'?
Pat the tailgate, load up, let's get it
Bird dawg, bird dawg, what's happenin'?
Pat the tailgate, load up, let's get it
Bird dawg, bird dawg, uh-huh
Pat the tailgate, load up, let's get it
Bird dawg, bird dawg, uh-huh
Bird dawg, bird dawg
Let's get it

I did a whole lotta fumbling (Hmmm)
Maybe I could pick it up and run it in (Hmmm?)
I doubt I'll ever fall in love again (Mmmm)
But I'd really like the company of a woman friend (Mmm)
Real friends, I don't have a ton of them (Mmmm)
Made a mess of the affair with some of them (Mmm)
It was humbling but some of them
Laughed when my stomach was grumbling
And I don't love none of them (Nope)
Don't send me no emojis don't call me bae
I think everybody flawed these days (That right)
Even little ol' me when I'm getting lonely
And truthfully we all need grace (Amen)
Bubba hot damn, man, why you still rappin'?
Ain't you something like a lotta years old? (Hell no)
Hey, as long as my passion
Lead to cash transactions
Let's get it, this is how the shit go (Let's go)
30 more minutes then I fill up on in it
Just chilling then we heading home in it (Woo)
They must didn't hear me
When I said I'm gon' get it
With my people I'm forever gon' split it (Woo)
In a jacked up Chevy with a yellow bone in it
Some people just never gon' get it (Woo)
Unlimited flow like my cell phone minutes
And that bullshit I'm stepping on in it
Come wit' it

I'm 'bout country as a bird dawg (Big dawg)
I ain't know they did it like me
I never heard ya'll (Never heard ya'll)
Just like my brother Petey
I'ma take my shirt off (Shirt off)
Hop in and skirt off (Skirt off)
Done worked my whole life
I won't ever clean the dirt off
Nope, never clean the dirt off
My lil' homies wife just ran away with her boss
Man fuck it, it's her loss

Bird dawg, bird dawg, what's happenin'?
Pat the tailgate, load up, let's get it
Bird dawg, bird dawg, what's happenin'?
Pat the tailgate, load up, let's get it
Bird dawg, bird dawg, uh-huh
Pat the tailgate, load up, let's get it
Bird dawg, bird dawg, uh-huh
Bird dawg, bird dawg
Let's get it

I wanna talk to my momma so bad
But it feels like her number got a block on it (Mmm)
And I know it's just the devil but
He won't never let up and it's killing me doggonit (Mmm)
And her my daddy getting old
And I love 'em so much
So what, I've not shown it (Mmm)
Shit, I've always been my opponent
Yeah yeah, I know it sound odd don't it?
Anyway, see the thing about life is
You can't live it twice
And it really don't last that long (Woo)
But I guess the bottom line is
We all on borrowed time
And you gotta pay back that loan (Woo)
But everybody get a turn
And I feel it when it burn
It'll make you wish you had a hazmat on (Yup)
Yet all I seem to be worried 'bout
Girl is let me see the ass you got stashed in that thong
Gone
I moved from Georgia up to Tennessee (Woo)
I ain't know that it would nearly be the death of me
Literally
I got love is you kidding me? (Woo)
Feeling enough pain it's just about to break me mentally
Unlimited frenemies (Woo)
First love, then wife, ex wife, then a memory
It'll be what it's fitting to be
Shit it'll be what it's fitting to be
Thank God

I'm 'bout country as a bird dawg (Big dawg)
I ain't know they did it like me
I never heard ya'll (Never heard ya'll)
Just like my brother Petey
I'ma take my shirt off (Shirt off)
Hop in and skirt off (Skirt off)
Done worked my whole life
I won't ever clean the dirt off
Nope, never clean the dirt off
My lil' homies wife just ran away with her boss
Man fuck it, it's her loss