Fish Porn

(album: Equal Strain On All Parts - 2023)

Fish porn, fish porn on his brain
From down in Marathon up to the coast of Maine
Gil's got a weird incurable disorder
He can't go a day without getting on the water

Fish porn, fish porn
That's the diagnosis

His childhood dream was to be a great magician
Disappear into thin air and become an apparition
He lives by the shore, but he comes from the sea
Goddess of the deep Lady Aphrodite

Don't let him swim with the fishes
Like Luca Brasi

Now Coral loves her Gil, always greets him with her kisses
But he's gone so much, she's understandably suspicious
Before too long, she's a woman on a mission
She wants to know, is he really gone fishin'?

Fish porn, fish porn
Early psychosis

Spooning for a snapper, wanna hook a wahoo
Watch out for the bull sharks circling you
Keep an eye out for the blue fins hanging with the whale
And watch out for the men telling big fish tales

Fish porn, fish porn

Coral had to be sure, so she tracked him to his hideaway spot
With a cooler full of Landsharks, she slipped into something real hot
She breathed a sigh of relief, there were no cameras or chicks
No teeny bikinis, no real problems to fix
Splish splash, mad dash
Gil's girl's gonna save the day

Coral climbed on board, Gil was panting like an Irish Setter
As she proceeded with her master plan
To make 'em both feel better
Things got exciting, and the fish started biting, and poles were bending
Everybody loves a happy ending

Fish porn, fish porn
It was a happy ending

Fish porn, fish porn
It was the remedy

Fish porn, fish porn
Everybody's going out to to sea
Catch something for me

Fish porn, fish porn
It was a happy ending
Fish porn, fish porn
Fish porn, fish porn
Fish porn, fish porn