Call Me Mei, Bae

(album: Generation Gaming XIX - 2019)

You have to
Let it go, let it go
Can't build a snowman anymore
Let it go, let it go
Our world is worth fighting for
Group up here
Be careful, okay?
Watch this, blocking them off
That's cold, but the payload is on its way

Ooh, look who is coming to play
To ruin somebody's day
By shooting blooming big glaciers
Thus precluding you from running away
A stunning array of cunning plays
Disrupting your game plan, come as it may
And she'll always have something to say to rub in your face
She's loving it, mate
Breaking your assumption of bubbly babes
This lady that's far from lovely, Mei
Call her a snowflake, she'll throw her snowball
Building the snowfall 'till there's a snowstorm
Over the place, all frozen and grey
Then the moment you're prone, she'll go for your base
Forensic cops couldn't open the case
It was frozen shut, so they've thrown it away
A word of advice, it's advisable
To try to avoid those icicles
Swerve them like you're riding a bike
Trying to avoid rhyming bicycle
I didn't manage it, we knew it was coming 'round
Guess this track could do with some dumbing down
Numbing down, like you're coming down with a chill or something
And only other peoples' lyrics are coming now

Ice, ice, baby
She's like "call me Mei, bae"
Netflix and chill has a different connotation
When she says it, you best race for safety
Mei's the weather woman
Summon ice age and blizzards
Wither as you shiver in the bitter river
With a bit of couldn't give a whether you are triggered

Let it go, let it go
Can't build a snowman anymore
Let it go, let it go
Our world is worth fighting for
Group up here
Be careful, okay?
Watch this, blocking them off
That's cold, but the payload is on its way

Build a wall like Trump, completely
Kill them all like lumps of meat
She will perform that stunt, she's cheeky
Chills and thaws like I'm reheating
A frozen meal, it's no big deal
It isn't Overwatch without overkill
It isn't over 'til she says it is
Her drone will kill you with a great big blizzard
The savagest of climatologists
Travelling the planet just to find anomalies
And monitor phenomena, no time for apologies
Strictly business, doesn't like having holidays
Nine years trapped in the cold had to be bad for the soul
Now she's blasting the whole of the map with a wall
So you're trapped in a hole
Didn't age, been living eternal
Filling pages in in her journal
Thinking infernal words internally
On the surface, appearing maternal
Don't trust anybody that's too friendly
They could be covering lust, greed, envy
Cold heart, must be empty like Antarctica
How much could the rent be?

Build a wall like Trump
Shake that eskeetit, Lil Pump
Chuck in a reference to a trending track
See the audience retention bump, back on topic
Mei's the weather woman
Summon ice age and blizzards
Wither as you shiver in the bitter river
With a bit of couldn't give a whether you are triggered

Let it go, let it go
Can't build a snowman anymore
Let it go, let it go
Our world is worth fighting for
Group up here
Be careful, okay?
Watch this, blocking them off
That's cold, but the payload is on its way

Smoke weed everyday?
Everyday
Our world's icy cold, I suppose
Song's stuck in your head like my icicles