Snake Eyes

We have lived through years of a global pandemic (Years of a global pandemic)
And I'm amazed that, still, mother....ers don't get it (Still, mother....ers don't get it)
If you run a restaurant, cafe
I appreciate things got dicey
Patrons are back, that's good for you
But buckle up, buckaroo, there's one more thing you gotta do

(Step one) Put on your big-boy shoes
(Step two) Walk into your bathroom
(Step three) Take a look at the ledge at the top of your sink and think:

"Do I need sanitizer next to soap?" ("No, I don't")
"Am I a sick proprietor who gets off sexually
When people confuse them when they wash their hands? Probably"
I, I can't describe the rush
When I watch people wash their hands
Place your bet, it's sanitizer roulette
Snake eyes, motherfucker (It's like a peppermint snail just gooed on my hand)
You lose, clean hand, buddy (It's like a ghost brushed its teeth and spat on my hand)
Sanitizer on a wet hand, oh yeah
You can run, but I'm always gonna find ya
I'm gonna get my sanitizer in ya
Snake eyes, motherfucker