Tha Problem (Skit)

(album: Split Personality - 2004)

[Bell rings, door opens]...

[Arab Man singing]...

[Cassidy]
Aye yo my man,
My man

[Arab Man]
1 second, 1 second,
Iss my part, iss my part of the
Song,
1 sec

[Cassidy]
Yo come on man,
I'm gunna late man,

[Arab Man]
Why you beeing disrespectful,
Why you come in my store,
You dont ring my bell,
([Cassidy:] Dog,dog,dog)
You dont wipe your feet on the carpet,
What the fuck,
Mine, see my rug, rub,

[Cassidy]
Fall back,
Fall back,
I need a chicken cheese steak man,

[Arab Man]
I dont have chicken any cheese what, ([Cassidy:] dog)
Number 1 five,
What the combo,
What do you want,
The special or the moovle,

[Cassidy]
I dont know what number it is man,
Chicken cheese steak man,
([Arab Man:] i have 1,2,3)
Chicken Cheese steak man,
Salt, pepper, ketchup, mayonaise,
And fried onions,
([Arab Man:] i dont have eggs, and and)
Throw some cheese fries in there
Too man,

[Arab: talkin gibberish]
1 second

[Cassidy:]
Throw some cheese fries in there too

[Arab:]
Okay, 1 second
[singing]

[Cassidy:] HURRY UP!!

[Arab:] I'm done as quick as this

[Cassidy:] What the fuck is this?!

[Arab:] Thats my special philly cheese steak for the for the man

[Cassidy:] dog this aint no philly cheese steak man

[Arab:] this is for the hood, i make this for the hood

[Cassidy:] this aint no philly cheese steak,
Dog you aint even from Philly,

[Arab:] Where the fuck are you from, i'm from here,

[Cassidy:] Nigga i'm from philly nigga, where the fuck are you form?!

[Arab: (teasing)]

[Cassidy:] Well I'm kell pipe nigga

[Arab:] Nigga i got pipes too, fuck

[Cassidy:] fuck is this shit?

[Arab:] i'm from philly so you dont like it then go home, thats where my steaks is from

[Cassidy:] what the fuck is wrong wit u man?!

[Arab:] next time, just take it easy, and ordee the combo!!

[Cassidy:] man fuck you and ya combo