Double Oh-Oh

(album: Some Of My Best Jokes Are Friends - 1985)

Sexy, sexy, sexy secret agent
Sexy, sexy, sexy secret agent
Sexy, sexy, sexy secret agent
Sexy, sexy, sexy secret agent

You'll never know, yeah
Double oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, woo, woo

Sexy double agent
A spy counter-spy
A fox and her name is
Double oh-oh
She's a freak for good music
And if you choose to use it
Take this funk you'll have her coming
To your a-go-go

But please don't play her cheap she'll be hard
For you to beat you can bet
She's got a cause and causes cause problems
Because we always treat the effect
Causes they cost too much

You'll never know
Double oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, woo, woo
You'll never know

I declare and promise you
That I'm keen to work
And I swear to god that
I will do what you want
Ooh, we would take you on us
Uuh, do you want to say alright
And swear to god
That you will do what we want

Say umph!
This is for my country
Say umph!
This is for me
Say umph!
This is for my country
My country 'tis of thee, yeah

If you choose to take this mission
Let me make this clear
We will disavow any knowledge of your actions
We cannot we will not interfere

She was doing it for her country
I was doing it for me
She was doing it for her country
I was doing it for me
She was doing it for her country
I was doing it for me
She was doing it for her country
I was doing it for me

But please don't play her cheap
She'll be hard for you to beat
You can bet
She's got a cause
And causes cause problems
Because we always treat the effect
Causes they cost too much

If you choose to take this mission
Let me make this clear
(They say)

We will disavow
Any knowledge of your actions
We cannot and we will not interfere
(That's what they told me!)

She was doing it for her country
I was doing it for me
She was doing it for her country
I was doing it for me
She was doing it for her country
I was doing it for me
She was doing it for her country
My country 'tis of thee

Say umph!
This is for my country
Umph!
This is for me
Say umph!
This is for my country
Say umph!
My country 'tis of thee
...

Umph!
This is for my country
Umph!
This is for me
Umph!
This is for my country
My country 'tis of thee
...