My Truck

(album: Love Hope Faith - 2017)

Man, you gotta be kidding me, son
You call that a truck
Y'all check this out right here

My truck, pregaming all day
Your truck, got a net for a tailgate
My truck, full o' girls with Daisy Dukes
Your truck, full o' whole bunch of dudes
My truck, Patron Silver and Corona
Your trucks, two liters of diet soda
My truck, is bigger than a building
Your truck, is like a toy for the children

If you wanna ride in a real truck
Baby, just hit me up
Just slide on over to the middle
And maybe we'd truck around for a little
Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck
Baby, just climb on up
And if you don't feel good on the leather
We can take the back roads till whenever
Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck
I'll show you how we boom, boom, boom
How we boom, boom, boom

My truck, jacked up so high you can't see it
Your truck, look more like a Prius
My truck, is a gun-slinging mud clinger
Your truck, always getting the middle finger
My truck, bump Hank, Jamie and Toby
Your truck, got a cassette tape for Moby
My truck, is like the honey badger, 'nuff said
Your truck, is like Osama bin Laden dead

If you wanna ride in a real truck
Baby, just hit me up
Just slide on over to the middle
And maybe we'd truck around for a little
Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck
Baby, just climb on up
And if you don't feel good on the leather
We can take the back roads till whenever
Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck
I'll show you how we boom, boom, boom
How we boom, boom, boom

My truck, is supercharged and got Fosgate
Your truck, has an enlarged prostate
My truck, goes "roar" like a lion
Your truck, is like a little baby crying
My truck, gets comp in Vegas
Your truck, gets minimum wages
My truck, is on its way to platinum
Your truck, is like, "What the hell just happened?"

If you wanna ride in a real truck
Baby, just hit me up
Just slide on over to the middle
And maybe we'd truck around for a little
Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck
Baby, just climb on up
And if you don't feel good on the leather
We can take the back roads till whenever
Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck
I'll show you how we boom, boom, boom
How we boom, boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom