Waitin' For Some Girl

(album: I, Flathead - 2008)

Well, I was robbed and I was framed
What ever happens now ain't no fault of mine
I got born and I got blamed
Guess I should have read that detour sign
I took off, I hid out
Jesus promised me he'd show me a sign
Just take your little world and show it up
You're asking me buddy I'm telling you friend
You ain't gonna pin that rap on me this time

'Cause I'm waiting for some girl to pick me up on her way down
She'll know me in the suspect book in the show-up line in the lost and found

I got burned, I got fried
There's someone out there waiting just for me
Dirty blond, dirty mind
We're going on a tri-state kill-spree
Pedal's down, safety's off
Don't you try to take her love from me
I'm warning you, back out buddy
You ain't gonna steal her love from me this time

'Cause I'm waiting for some girl to pick me up on her way down
I'm gonna get my money back starting with the drug-store quack
That jerked me out and hit my back and never shed a tear

That old man's gonna be surprised, he'll be crying through both his eyes
When I walk up and say the jerk's right here
We're rolling through your town tonight, skid marks on your face all right
When she picks me up on her way down
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