Nothin' Goin' Wrong Around Here

(album: Little Bit Of Life - 2006)

Ain't but a half a mile between the city limit signs
Population nine hundred 'n' nine
A lotta front porch swinging, down home living
Friday night hell raising, Sunday morning repentance
We got our gossip going on down at Betty's Beauty Shop
They're selling 90 proof corn juice out back at the co-op
Judge Taylor likes to fight when his potbelly's full of beer
Theres always something going on
But there ain't nothing going wrong around here

We got kids burning rubber 'round the old town square
Tall tales being told in Harry's barber chair
Life moves slow
There's always something going on
But there ain't nothin going wrong around here

Old men betting on the weather on the courthouse stairs
Luther wacking off weeds in his underwear
They go moon skinny-dippin this time of year
Theres always something on
But there ain't nothing going wrong around here

Other than kids burning rubber 'round the old town square
Tall tales being told in Harry's barber chair
Life moves slow
There's always something going on
But there ain't nothing going wrong around here

Only time Sheriff Lester breaks his handcuffs out
Is when his wife's been drinking and they're back at the house
He'll be walking' 'round for days in a daze grinning ear to ear
There's always something going on
But there ain't nothing going wrong around here