What's Inside A Girl?

(album: A Date With Elvis - 1986)

Whoa...there's some things baby I just can't swallow.
Mama told me that girls are hollow.

Uh-uh...
What's inside a girl?
Somethin's telling me there's a whole nuther world.

Ya gotta pointy bra...ten inch waist.
Long black stockings all over the place.
Boots...buckles...belts outside.
Whatcha got in there yer trying a-hide?

Hmmm?
What's inside a girl?
Ain't no hotter question in a so-called civilized world.

Can't see it by satellite baby that's cheating.
The President's calling an emergency meeting.
The King of Siam sent a telegram saying
"Wop bop a loop a lop a lop boom bam!"

Wooee...
What's inside a girl?
Somethin's telling me there's a whole nuther world.

Whatcha got...whatcha got...
Whatcha got in the pot?
Whatcha got...whatcha got...
Whatcha got in the pot?
In the bottom of your bottomless bodypit.
You got something and I gotta get it.

Come onnn...
What's inside a girl?
Like da itty bitty baby takes apart his toys.

I'm gonna find what's riling up the boys.
Sugar and spice is just a bluff.
You can tell me baby...what is that stuff?!

Come on...What's inside a girl?
That wavy gravy got my head in a whirl.