Gettin' Bi

(album: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (Season 1 - Volume 2) - 2016)

[Darryl:]
I don't know how
I don't know why
But I like ladies
And I like guys
I realize it's a surprise
But now I see that that's just me
It's not like I even try

So, if you ask me how I'm doing
Here is my reply:

I'm g-g-g-g-getting bi
I'm getting bi
Oh yeah, I'm letting my bi flag fly
Not gonna hide it, not gonna lie
I'm a bi kinda guy
There's no reason to be shy
My oh my, it's a fact I can't deny
I'm bi, bi, bi until the day I die

Now some may say
"Oh, you're just gay
Why don't you just go gay all the way?"
But that's not it
'Cause bi's legit
Whether you're a he or a she
We might be a perfect fit
And one more thing
I tell you what
Being bi does not imply that you're a player or a slut
Sure, I like sex

[Paula:]
Please make him stop

[Darryl:]
But I'm no ho
I take things slow
Until I feel at ease

So, if you ask me how I'm doing
I'm feeling preppy, sprightly, spry

I'm g-g-g-g-getting bi
I'm getting bi
And it's something I'd like to demystify
It's not a phase
I'm not confused
Not indecisive
I don't have the "gotta choose" blues
I don't care if you wear high heels or a tie
You might just catch my eye
Because I'm definitely bi

Big man!

I'm getting bi
I'm getting bi
I'm getting bi
I'm getting bi
I'm getting bi
I'm getting bi

It doesn't take an intellectual
To get that I'm bisexual