Maybe This Dream

(album: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (Season 2) - 2017)

[Paula:]
When I was a little girl
I felt like a princess
So naïve and full of hope
I thought my dreams would come true
But then as I grew
The world was all like... Nope
But this time, maybe, just maybe...

Maybe this dream won't lead to disgrace
Maybe this dream is in reach
Maybe this dream won't poop on my face
Like a seagull at the beach
Maybe this dream won't be like my wedding
The organ played, there goes the bride
I came back
Maybe this dream won't be like some maggots
Feasting on the rotting deer carcass of my pride

Maybe this dream won't be like my vibrator
Breaking when I need it most

[Tim:]
Tweedle deedle dee!

[Paula:]
Maybe this dream won't be like Ebola
Eating the flesh of its host

[Jim:]
Tweedle deedle doo!

[Tim & Jim:]
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[Paula:]
Maybe this dream
Won't be like
When I go running
And I have to take a dump
So I have to rush home
Plus I also have my period
So I have menstrual cramps plus dump cramps
And as I run frantically
I pee just a little
Because I've had two babies
So by the time I get home
My undies smell like a sewer rat
Maybe this dream won't be like that!

Maybe this dream will finally make me feel
Like I deserve
A dream