Who's The New Guy?

(album: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (Season 2) - 2017)

[Staff:]
Who's the new guy?
I don't trust him
What's his purpose
Going to be?

[Paula:]
Who's this new character?
I mean, he's such a "character"
Such a big persona
That's not relatable at all

[Tim:]
Do we really need a new guy
This far into the season?
And by far into the season
I mean it's almost Fall

[Staff:]
Who's the new guy?
I don't trust him

[Maya:]
He's suspiciously good looking
In ways normal people are not

[Karen:]
Is this some desperate move to
Try and help our ratings?

[Staff:]
You mean our terrible ratings
On Legalscores.com?

[Karen:]
Yeah!

[George:]
Will he be here forever?

[Paula:]
Or just two or three episodes?
I mean, Karen's manic episodes

[Karen:]
I'm a ticking time bomb!

[Staff:]
Who's the new guy?
I don't trust him
Is he going to be
A mainstay of our lives?
Is this someone new
We're going to have to
Grow to care about?
Why should we root
For someone male
Straight and white?
And why is Karen finger painting?

[Karen:]
I'm having a manic episode!

[Staff:]
Who's the new guy?
What's his deal?
What's his deal?
What's his deal?

[Karen:]
Who wants to buy my painting?

[Staff:]
Karen shut up!