Purple Pills

(album: Devils Night - 2001)

[Eminem:]
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills
I been to mushroom mountain once or twice, but who's countin'?
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of Valium inside her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
Roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by six people and five I hit
Ah shit, I started a mosh pit
Squashed a bitch and stomped her foster kids
These shrooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat 'til I start losing weight
'Til I see dumb shit start happening
Dumber than Vanilla Ice trying to rap again
So bounce, bounce! Come on, bounce!
(Gunshots) I said come on, bounce!
Everybody in the house with a half an ounce
Not weed, I meant coke; dumb-ass, sit down!
We don't bullshit, better ask around
D12 throws the bombest bash in town
Bizarre, your mom is passing out
Get her ass on the couch before she crashes out

[Kuniva and (Kon Artis):]
Fuck that, someone help Denaun
He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn
(Hey Von, you see me stepping on these leprechauns?)
It got to be acid 'cause the X is gone
(Yeah, I took 'em all, dog, with some parmesan
And I think my arm is gone) – no it's probably numb
Young, dumb, and full of cum
And I think he about to swallow his tongue
(Scaredy ass, it was a false alarm
You think I'm about to die when I just got on?)
Well, stop acting stupid; you so high
That you might wake up with a guy on some new shit
(Yeah, I think I did too much
This substance equals cuffs
Red pills, blue pills, and green
Big pills (that's ill) – mescaline)

[Eminem:]
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills
I been to mushroom mountain once or twice, but who's countin'?
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

Dirty Dozen, eighty of us
Shady brothers, ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out
And date each other
Some-, some-, some-, something
Something, something, something

[Proof:]
Pop pills, pills I pop
Pop two pills, on stilts I walk
Snort two lines that were filled with chalk
Thought I was incredible and killed the Hulk
I wanna roll away like a rollerblade
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
And when I'm old and gray
Look for dope to smoke? No? Okey-doke
I'm packing my nose with coke
Am I supposed to choke?
Had an accident when the Trojan broke
Ah, poor baby, born by a whore lady
Now I got to strangle an infant (You're crazy!)

[Swift:]
I pop four E's at one time
And I don't need water when I'm swallowing mine
(Hey, you got any shrooms?)
Does Bizarre smoke crack?
We can't get jobs, because our arms show tracks
Why the hell you niggas think I rap?
We do it just to get your company hijacked
If you like smack, then I might too
(Swift, chill!) – I just want to get high like you
And I don't give a damn if they white or blue
Speed, shrooms, down the Valiums
Even smoke weed out of vacuums
I just copped some and I'm going back soon

[Eminem:]
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills
I been to mushroom mountain once or twice, but who's countin'?
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

[Bizarre:]
I'm at a rave, looking like a slave
High off chronic
Gin and tonic demonic, body smell like vomit
Pussy popping, acid dropping, dope-heady guy
Heroin mescaline pencil leads, wanna try?
Blue pills, golden seals, got Bizarre acting ill
Drugs kill (yeah, right) – bitch, I'm for real
Shut yo' mouth, you dirty slut!
You know you want it in your butt
I'll put it in your cunt, let Bizarre nut!

[Eminem:]
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills
I been to mushroom mountain once or twice, but who's countin'?
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

Dirty Dozen, eighty of us
Shady brothers, ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out
And date each other
Some-, some-, some-, something
Something, something, something