Hey, You Never Know

(album: Your Filthy Little Mouth - 1994)

I'm laying naked with ya after making love
I caught a cold, I barely made it home
You say you love me only I felt no pain
And then I crashed my rent-a-car in the pouring rain

Seen it on a billboard
And I believe it's so
It said, "The only thing you know for certain
is 'Hey, you never know'."
Aww, you just never know
Aww, no matter now

My friend Jerry's feet are aching, says he's hitting bottom
Says it's a sex problem, he told me so
I told him "Jerry ain't the loving that you're making, buddy.
It's staying up all night and looking for it makes you slow."

Want some advice
And it's free for a reason you know
They say you only live twice
I say, "Hey, you never know."

And the hula girls go
(Ahh) You never
(Ahh) You never, never
(Ahh) You never know
(Ahh) You never
(Ahh) I say you never, never
(Ahh) You never know

I make suggestions honey, you make the choices
Your Kodak moment's coming, I'll keep the motor running
I stand corrected baby, I'm hearing voices, honey
You got my engines humming and now I'm really running

Right up your driveway saying hide in your hole
I'm on cruise control
And if they're saying that we're crazy
Well, hey, you never know

There go them hula girls again
(Ahh) You never
(Ahh) You never, never
(Ahh) You never know
(Ahh) You never
(Ahh) I say you never, never
(Ahh) You never know

You never know
You never, never
You never know