The Real Dax Shady

Dr. Dre and Eminem y'all killed it
Need to get that collab
Come on!
Ha, ha, ha!
Ya know what time it is, yeah?
It's Dax!
Oh my God, god, god
Ayy, yuh

Put yo thinking caps on, Dax rapping
This ain't gangsta music, don't start shooting if I say start clapping
New era, too much hair so I'm not capping
Caught lacking, now I roll with a team of deadly assassins (Uhh)
I keep a cape inside my backpack
Then Superman that ho! When they be talking out they ass crack
These niggas making memes but the memes making Dax cash
Kevin Hart a nigga, let 'em giggle, I get last laugh
That's right it's calculated, premature ejaculated
Did it by myself, no help like I masturbated
They say I'm soft, well, fuck, I'll get castrated
Sell my balls to one of you haters who can't make house payments
They full blown AIDS, they killing the youth
Infecting the hoods twisting and distorting the truth
Black on black crime I ain't talking a suit
Boy it ain't cool to be a shooter unless it's into a hoop
So lemme breakdown societal expectations
They say that I gotta be a nigga but don't tell me just in moderation
Nigga getting shot by the cops while cooperating
Women turning thots for some cock and an operation
Inauguration, I should be the second black president
Get Monica Lewinsky here to get rid off the evidence
Turn the whole White House black so the residence can say "my nigga" while I'm terminating terrorists
So who made this society?
Why I gotta wave a fucking gun for notoriety?
Why I gotta be a fucking nigga?
When you diss me but you do real quietly and say it to yourself in ya head real privately

Now I'm moving they got nothing to say
I was broke down bad now I'm finding a way
Hit the lot with my team pull off in a raid
If I eat then we eat I ain't playing no games
Ayy
They don't know what to do with a nigga
They been trying to act a fool with a nigga
They don't know what to do with a nigga
Ayy, ayy, ayy

In terms of battle rap boy, I'm batting a thousand
My career is like a hiker I've been climbing a mountain
(Oh my God, you suck!)
They be screaming from the bottom I be waving from the top asking why are you shouting?
So I jump off, it's a suicidal mission
Skydiving into mainstream, juvenile divisions
Look like a mumble rapper but I rap with the precision
Of a stan who's been listening to Eminem revisions
Bumping Dr. Dre beats with P. Diddy mannerisms
R. Kelly to the game I put my key in its ignition
Only difference is I'm grown and I ain't playing, I ain't talking, I ain't beefing, I ain't fighting with you motherfucking children
So, will the real Dax please stand up?
Then sit down again, and let the internet clown again
Karma is a bitch and anything you put into the universe is going to go and come around again
So can I get an amen?
Say that shit again man
Niggas watching other niggas sorta like a gay man
Facts, they 'bout to make me do time for this track go ahead bring that beat right back
It's Dax!

Now I'm moving they got nothing to say
I was broke down bad, now I'm finding a way
Hit the lot with my team pull off in a raid
If I eat then we eat I ain't playing no games
Ayy
They don't know what to do with a nigga
They been trying to act a fool with a nigga
They don't know what to do with a nigga
Ayy, ayy, ayy

And dear black community
I ain't trynna don't go to anymore of these black on black Instagram eulogies