Philadelphia Femdom

(album: Quaker City Quiet Pills - 2023)

Femdom
Yeah, yeah
Philadelphia Femdom

She's self-employed
She's living the dream
Using nipple clamps
To make politicians scream

'Cuz she's a Femdom
Yeah, yeah
Philadelphia Femdom

To the outside world, it might seem a bit extreme
But it's her scene and she knows what they need
Religious leaders might call it obscene
When they're not getting whipped, down on their knees

'Cuz she's a Femdom
Yeah, yeah
Philadelphia Femdom

She's not angry she's just letting off steam
When she makes a CEO take one for the team
The head of corporate services is hanging from a beam
Screaming for mercy while covered in whipped cream

'Cuz she's a Femdom
Yeah, yeah
Philadelphia Femdom

And all those trouble makers under I95
With their stolen wheelchairs
Will be trying to hide
Every homeowner in Washington West
Will have to say "Yes, M'am" when they've been addressed
Everybody in ol' Fishtown can lock their doors
But she'll just knock 'em all down
Every single cop who's walking the beat
Will get a monogrammed bowl
From which they can eat

'Cuz she's a Femdom
Yeah, yeah
Philadelphia Femdom

She's self-employed
She's living the dream
Using nipple clamps
To make politicians scream

Cuz she's a Femdom
Yeah, yeah
Philadelphia Femdom
Yeah, she's a Femdom
Yeah, yeah
Philadelphia Femdom