Lawnchair Quarterback Part 1

(album: Event 2 - 2013)

You gonna' finish that hover sandwich?
(Well like I've gotta' wait until it hits the floor first)
Right, look at this guy, look at this guy over here
(Aw Jesus)
Look at him, with his pants up around his ears
(I know, I know)
Ridiculous kids these days
(I know)
You know in, back in my day, uh
You know, you'd wear your pants over your ears
You know, you wouldn't bring them right up to your ears
That's ridiculous, what kinda' crazy fashion statement is that
(I know, it's probably his mother, it's his mother's fault)
(Look at him)
Look at, look at this guy on his thought-bike
You know, I mean, no appreciation
I used to have to get the segway, take the segway
Ten kilometers
Okay?
(I know, I know)
To the hoverbus, okay?
And then take the hoverbus, alright
Up to the tesla coil station, and then I'd go to work
And these guys, these kids they don't
Tch, ya'know