Blow Top Blues

(album: A Slick Chick (On The Mellow Side) - 1997)

I've got bad news baby, and you're the first to know
Yes, I've got bad news baby, and you're the first to know
I discovered this morning that my top is about to go

I've been rocking on my feet and talking all out of my head
Yes, I've been rocking on my feet and talking all out of my head
Yes, and when I get through talking, can't remember a thing I said

Used to be a sharpie, always dressed in the latest styles
Now I'm walking down Broadway wearing nothing but a smile
I see all kinds o' little men, although they're never there
I try to push the "A" trail and put whisky in my hair
I'm a girl you can't excuse
I've got those blow top blues

Last night I was five feet tall, today I'm eight feet ten
And every time I fall down stairs I float right up again
When someone turned the lights on me, it like to drove me blind
I woke up in Belle Vue, but I left my mind behind
I'm a gal who blew a fuse
I've got those blow top blues