The Flat's A Mess

I might forget to wash my cup
I might forget to put my wet clothes up

The flat's a mess and so are we
But you and me are as good as we can be

I might have eaten all your cheese
That's okay but can you buy more please

The flat's a mess and so are we
But you and me are as good as we can be

I might have accidentally stretched your top
I might have wait is that the one I just bought

The flat's a mess and so are we
But you and me are as good as we can be

I borrowed your toothbrush the other day
Wait. What the heck, that's disgusting why would you
You know how I am with my mouth!

The flat's a mess and so are we
But you and me are as good as we can be

I put a cactus in your bed

The flat's a mess and so are we
But you and me are as good as we can be

I might forget to wipe my feet

I put spiders in your bed and replaced your shampoo with mayonnaise
And unpaired all your socks and drew on all your toys
And vandalised your room and put beans in your shoes
And ruined your dress; you don't wanna know how

The flat's a mess and so are we
But you and me are as good as we can be