Scores For Porn

(album: Experiments In Alchemy - 1998)

Radio's a public toilet
A funeral for a friend
Wash your mouth out then puke and
Wash it out again
Scores for porn in short is
Audio intercourse
A stereophonic
Orgasmic lust for passion

Slide it in
Grease that pig
And fuck to a different tune

Radio's a public toilet
A funeral for a friend
Wash your mouth out then puke and
Wash it out again
Scores for porn in short is
Audio intercourse
A stereophonic
Orgasmic lust for passion

Pillow talk
Pillow talk
Mattress rock
Seduction in the key of love
Pillow talk
Pillow talk
Mattress rock
Seduction in the key of love

Slide it in
Grease that pig
Slide it in
Grease that pig

Send me, send me, send me your dirty sheets
Send me, send me, send me your dirty sheets
Scores for porn is a game you must obey
Send me, send me, send me your dirty sheets
Send me, send me, send me your dirty sheets
Scores for porn is a game you must obey
Scores for porn is a game you'll love to play

Radio is a pool of urine
A gallon down your throat
Anesthetized in sadness
I've got the anecdote
The answer is so surreal
Press play and just sit back
High infidelity
Aural aphrodisiac

Pillow talk
Pillow talk
Mattress rock
Seduction in the key of love
Pillow talk
Pillow talk
Mattress rock
Seduction in the key of love

Slide it in
Grease that pig
Slide it in
Grease that pig