The Aggie Song

(album: The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas - 1982)

We're gonna walk and stalk and'a move it up tonight
Those little gals won't ever ever be the same

They're gonna love it when we talk and stalk and'a move it up tonight!
It's even better than an aggie football game!

(Better than a football game?)

And then we're gonna show them all a thing or two
We're gonna demonstrate just what a champian can do

Yee-ha!

We're gonna play 'em out and'a lay 'em out tonight
Those girl's have never ever seen nobody quite like me

Huuuh!

We're gonna wham, and bam, and'a thank you ma'am tonight
I swear I don't know how?

Huuh-right between the goal posts!

We've been deprived so long but now the day has come

I bet the girls are counting up the minutes 'til we come

(They ain't the only ones!)

Seventy-five miles until we get to heaven
Seventy-five miles until our plans are laid
Seventy-five miles until we get to chicken ranch
Where history, and aggie boys, get made!

Yee-haw!

Twenty-two miles until we get to heaven
Twenty two miles until our plans are laid
Twenty two miles until we get to chicken ranch
Where history and aggie boys get made

One more mile until we get to heaven!
One more mile until our plans are laid
One more mile until we get to chicken ranch!
Where history, and aggie boys, get made!

Yee-haw!