2 Fat 2 Furious

(album: Crystals - 2015)

Shake your booty, are you ready to dine?
Raise your glass, it is burger time!
Shake your booty, are you ready to dine?
Raise your glass, it is burger time!

Hey girl, are you ready to dine?
Fuck those skinny bitches, it is burger time.
Eating all day and fucking all night.
My charm is getting stronger with every single bite.

You wanna take a walk bitch?
But I don't wanna work out, so let's use the car.
You wanna bang me hard bitch?
But after every single slap I need a protein bar.

Baby I love you, but I can't deny
that I would leave you for an apple pie.
Baby I need you, I'm done with the lies
'cause I don't wanna live without burgers and fries.

Shake your booty, are you ready to dine?
Raise your glass, it is burger time!
Shake your booty, are you ready to dine?
Raise your glass, it is burger time!

Bitches don't give a fuck if I'm hungry or not.
Baby let me be your lover, eat burgers from your butt.
Magic will happen when my meat curtain falls.
I'm sexy as hell from my head to the balls.

You wanna take a walk bitch?
But I don't wanna work out, so let's take the car.
You wanna bang me hard bitch?
But after every single slap I need a protein bar.

Baby I love you, but I can't deny
that I would leave you for an apple pie.
Baby I need you, I'm done with the lies
'cause I don't wanna live without burgers and fries.

Shake your booty, are you ready to dine?
Raise your glass, it is burger time!
Shake your booty, are you ready to dine?
Raise your glass, it is burger time!

Don't touch my fucking burger bitch.
I eat you alive!
I don't care if you're tasty.
I eat you alive!

Hold me now, oh baby, hold me now.
Take my hand, I wanna feel your love tonight.