I Liked An Instagram Post

Today started just like any other day
I woke up to my alarm at half past eight
I drank a cup of coffee, read the paper, ate a scone
Then I turned my attention to my phone
And something happened that I cannot undo
Something so devastating, I must telling that a-you

I liked an Instagram post
From 2012
On somebody's page
That I don't know super well
I can't believe what I did
There's no coming back from this
I'm selling all my stuff
And moving to France

I just bought a wig and some shades
I packed a bag and brought cash for 80 days
I'm getting a fake passport that says I'm from Duluth
Gonna get on a plane, now my name is Craig
Now my name is Craig (My name is Craig)

I'm gonna kill everyone who knows what I did
My name is Craig
I'm gonna bury the bodies in a public park
My name is Craig
I'm gonna work on a dock in the South of France
My name is Craig
I'm gonna be on the run 'til I die
My name is Craig
Be on the run 'til I die

I liked an Instagram post