Kicker Conspiracy (Bonus Track)

(album: Perverted By Language - 1983)

Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy
Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy
J. Hill's satanic reign
Ass-lickers, king of team
Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy
Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy
In the marble halls
Of the charm school

How flair is punished
Under Marble Millichip
The FA broods
On how flair
Can be punished
They're guest is
Euro-State magnates
Corporates and new elects

Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy
Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy
Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy
Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy

In the booze club
George Best does rule
How flair is punished
His downfall was a blonde girl
But that's none of your business

Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy
Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy
Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy
Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy

Former fan at the bus stop
Treads on the ball at his feet
In the Christmas rush
And in his hands
Two lager cans
Talks to himself
At the back
At the top

What are the implications
Of the club unit?
Plastic, slime, partitions
Cocktail, zig-zag, Tudor Bar
Pat McGatt, Pat McGatt
The very famous sports reporter
Is talking there

Fans
Remember you are abroad
Remember the police are rough
Remember the unemployed
Remember my expense account

Hot dogs and seat for Mr. Hogg
Hot dogs and seat for Mr. Hogg
And his grotty spawn
Lurid brochures for ground units
Our style is punished

Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy
Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy
Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy
Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy
Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy
Remember! don't collect with the rough
Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy
Kicker, let's swell the facilities
Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy
Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy
Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy
Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy...