Bony Moronie

(album: Close Up The Honky Tonks - 1974)

I got a girl named Bony Moronie
She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni
Ought to see her rock 'n' roll with her blue jeans on
She's not very fat just skin and bone

But I love her, she loves me
All are happy now we gonna be
Making love underneath the apple tree, yeah

Well, I told her mama and her papa too
Just exactly what I want to do
I want to get married on a night in June
Rock and roll by the light of a silvery moon

And I love her, she loves me
All are happy now we gonna be
Making love underneath the apple tree

She's my one and only, she's my heart's desire
She's a real upsetter, she's a real live wire
Everybody's watching when my baby walks by
She's so good looking, really catches the eye

And I love her, she loves me
All are happy now we gonna be
Making love underneath the apple tree

Yeah, yeah, underneath the apple
Making love, yeah
Making love
Making love, harder
Harder
Harder
Harder
Oh baby!