Along Came Jones

(album: Double Trouble - 1980)

Well I plopped down in my easy chair and turned on Channel Two
A bad gunslinger called Salty Sam was a chasing poor Sweet Sue
He trapped her in the old sawmill and he said with an evil laugh:
"If you don't gimme the deed to your ranch, I'll saw you all in half"

And then he grabbed her (and then?)
He tied her up (and then?)
He turned on the buzz saw (and then? and then?)

Eh eh!
And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow walking Jones
(Slow talking Jones)
Along came long lean lanky Jones

Well commercial came on so I got up to get myself a snack
You should have seen what was going on by the time I got back
Down in the old abandoned mine, sweet Sue was a having fits
That villain said, "Gimme the deed to your ranch or I'll blow you all to bits"

And then he grabbed her (and then?)
He tied her up (and then?)
He lit the fuse to the dynamite (and then? and then?)

Eh eh!
And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow walking Jones
(Slow talking Jones)
Along came long lean lanky Jones

Well I got so bugged I turned it off and turned on another show
But there was the same old shoot-em up and the same old rodeo
Salty Sam was a trying to stuff Sweet Sue in a burlap sack
He said, "If you don't give me the deed to your ranch,
"I'm gonna throw you on the railroad track"

And then he grabbed her (and then?)
He tied her up (and then?)
A train started coming (and then? and then?)

Eh eh!
And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow walking Jones
(Slow talking Jones)
Along came long lean lanky Jones...