let's burn december down

(album: dummy parade - 2016)

It's Christmas Eve again
Well I lied, it's just the tenth
Of the month, let's burn December down

But in a festive way
We'll do it with some Christmas lights
Before the holiday

I've got enough holiday cheer
To burn December down this year
I saw the yule log on TV
That's what I want Christmastime to be

It's Christmas day again
Well I lied, it's the eleventh
Of the month, let's burn December down

Not in an evil way
Just like a cute seasonal villain
Animated out of clay

I've got enough holiday cheer
To burn December down this year
Santa Claus, my dear
Breed yourself some fireproof reindeer

All I want for Christmas isn't Jesus
Yeah the kind of son I want
Ain't the son of God, it's just God damned arson

The world is up in flames
It's so festive, red's a Christmas color anyway

I've got enough holiday cheer
To burn December down this year
I saw the yule log on TV
That's what I want Christmastime to be