Don't Legalise It

(album: Original Pyrite Material - 2019)

I'm well known and it's a guarantee
I sell the best weed in my community
I got a better product than Apple Mac
People queue at my door for my Afghan black
Got a bad ass car from selling jazz
The best clothes on the market keeping me raz
How am I supposed to survive
I sell draw for a living as my nine to five

I got my kids up fucking private school as well man
Do you know how much weed I got to sell to send one of them to school
Like like you know posh school

Don't legalise the draw
What the fuck you wanna go do that for
Don't legalise the weed
Don't you know I got fucking mouths to feed

I got Cush purple haze and sour OG
Don't legalise it don't be so carefree
The grass ain't always greener you need to know the facts
The government will hit you with a massive super tax
If they sell it in the shops you'll have to buy it by the gram
No more fucking ounces this ain't fucking Amsterdam
People shuffling round the country's off its tits
And my short term memory is shot to bits

I don't want it to be legalised
You shouldn't want it to be legalised either
Well you might want to but…

Don't legalise the draw
What the fuck you wanna go do that for
Don't legalise the weed
Don't you know I got fucking mouths to feed

Don't legalise it it's not alright
For a start I won't have a reason to sit round Carl's all night
If they sell it in the shops like a shit Starbucks
Where's the danger no one gives two fucks
Don't believe the hype there's something I like
About knowing I've hidden two grams in the frame of my bike
When I'm riding across the city
If they sell it in the Spar it just feels bait shitty
I'll have a ten bag please yeah bro I feel ya
Won't be the same from a drive-thru dealer
It's inevitable just a matter of time
Smoking weed will be like the brand new tasting wine
Posh people comparing it like it's a coffee roast
My dealers out of a job if you can buy it in the post
He's a gent a scholar and an expert poster
Who else could make a spliff from a Bob Marley poster
Bob Marley poster Bob Marley poster
My dealer made a spliff from a Bob Marley poster
Bob Marley poster Bob Marley poster
My dealer made a spliff from a Bob Marley poster

Don't legalise the draw
What the fuck you wanna go do that for
Don't legalise the weed
Don't you know I got fucking mouths to feed

When you buy my draw you don't know what your buying
I told you it was Cush but you probably knew I was lying
This one's loads with DHC
To be honest it came off my nan's bonsai tree
Got soapbar coming in from my suppliers
It's fucking lush when you smoke it it tastes like tires
And to all those politicians
I hope legalising weed isn't in your plans

If they legalise it who will buy my weed
Don't do it yo I got kids to feed
I'm selling draw and saving for my pension
And it's payed for a loft conversion and extension
It's taken years to learn my trade
Didn't pass any exams but I got the grade
So I won't get paid so with you I plead
Don't sign the petition don't legalise weed

Don't legalise the draw
What the fuck you wanna go do that for
Don't legalise the weed
Don't you know I got fucking mouths to feed

Draw I supplies it to my mates and they buys it
So don't legalise it or I'll have to get a job down Tesco
Stacking shelves

I bet it will go the craft beer sort of way
With like men with beards and weird moustaches selling it