Gotta Get Outta Batwiddicals

(album: Are You Wigglin? - 2005)

We've been here too long
Trying to get along
Pretending that you did not blow
But you did us wrong
So we wrote this song
Your business must be going slow
In maternity pants
A girl can hardly dance
Junx was easy as 1-2-3
We traveled around the globe
In Hugh Hefner robes
While you were watching Court TV

We just gotta get out
We just gotta get outta Batwiddicals baby
We just gotta get out
We just gotta get outta Batwiddicals baby

There's more to life than twiddies
Living in the city
There wasn't much room in there
We didn't mean to hurt you
But you lost your virtue
That look is just Hunx's hair stare
You lost all your luster
Give Funx her Dustbuster
She needs to vacuum her new place
You haven't given it back yet
'Cause you're a wacko crackhead
I'll punch ya square in the face!

We just gotta get out
We just gotta get outta Batwiddicals baby
We just gotta get out
We just gotta get outta Batwiddicals baby