Dog Song

(album: Baker Hotel - 2022)

I don't like you, you don't like me
Thats one thing we both agree
And if I had my way I'd let you go lay
In the middle of a busy street
You're just a bastard child of the bitch who ran wild
And I'm the one dealing with it
I must really love your mom 'cause I'm out here on the lawn
While its raining picking up your shit

I know she loves you
I just don't know why
Watching you watching tv on my couch
I think I saw the silver line
Well you can't fetch a ball and you won't fetch a bird
Now I'm just starting to see
If she can love an old stray like you
She can love somebody like me

You're just a waste of space breathing in my face
Every morning in this king size bed
And theres hair on my clothes and when we left you alone
You ripped all the new blinds to shreds
I guess you think it ain't fair I'm the one who has a pair
And I get to use them once in a while
So you chewed up my Valentines teddy bear
And then you did it doggy style

I know she loves you
I just don't know why
Watching you watching tv on my couch
I think I saw the silver line
Well you can't fetch a ball and you won't fetch a bird
Now I'm just starting to see
If she can love an old stray like you
She can love somebody like me

Yeah, if she can love an old stray like you
Maybe she can love somebody like me