I Like Vegetables

(album: Mega-Party - 2013)

Fancy cars, you can't sell to me
I spend all of my money on celery
Guarantee, there's no stopping me
When the plate I see contains broccoli
Like I told you before, I'm hardcore
All the food that I score goes in the vegetable drawer
Some people bring soda to your house and share it
But the party don't start 'til I show up with my carrot

Call Dr. Phil and warn Oprah
I'm gonna eat up all of the okra
I'm notorious, I'm nefarious
I don't spare one spear of asparagus
You think you're tough? You think you're hard?
I'm gonna eat the chard right out your yard
My enemies cower when they feel the power
That I gain when I devour a cauliflower

I, I like vegetables
I, I like vegetables (Oh!)
I, I like vegetables
I, I like vegetables (I can eat a billion turnips!)

Let me hear you shout, let me hear you shout
I'm gonna get crazy on a brussel sprout
We're gonna get crazy on a brussel sprout
We're gonna get crazy on a brussel sprout (Yeah!)

I, I like vegetables (You gotta rock that cabbage!)
I, I like vegetables (Come on! I like vegetables!)
I, I like vegetables