No Show Jones

(album: A Taste Of Yesterday's Wine - 1982)

Waylon and Willie are the outlaws
Roger is the king of the road

Everyone knows "Hag's" been in prison
I didn't know that
Dolly's got two good reasons she's well known
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They call me no show Jones
They call him no show Jones
I'm seldom ever on
He's seldom ever on
The stage singing my songs, my whereabouts are unknown
They call him no show Jones
They call me no show Jones

Loretta is the coal miner's daughter
Ah, she's mighty pretty Merle
Johnny wears black, and stands there alone
Whooo, that's lonesome

Everyone knows that Kenny is the gambler
What's Tammy?
Tammy is the first lady of the Country song

I'm still no show Jones
He's still no show Jones
Seldom ever on
Seldom ever on
The stage singing my songs, my whereabouts are unknown
They call him no show Jones
They call me no show Jones

They call me no show Jones
They call him no show Jones
I'm seldom ever on
On what?
The stage
Singing my songs, my whereabouts are unknown
They call him no show Jones
They call me no show Jones

They call him no show.....
where're you at, George?