Deviants

(album: Uncle Dysfunktional - 2007)

We deviants, we need this shit
Ups, downs, in-between-ziants
We deviants, we need this shit
Ups, downs, in-between-ziants

She flicks it, she kicks it, she jibs it, she licks it
She beats it, she treats it, she greets it, and eats it
She crunkes, and munches, and squeezes, and punches
Lose it, abuse it, and chews it, and spews it

Yo, Shaun, you got a number of a guy with some?
Sure, Mickey, take a pick I've got tons of 'em
But do you got a number for a girl that comes?
Yo, what you think I am, a fucking deviant?
Yo, Shaun, you got a number of a guy with some?
Sure, Mickey, take a pick I've got tons of 'em
But do you got a number for a girl that comes?
Yo, what you think I am, a fucking deviant?

Pedal to the metal with the devil on the dash
Federales chasing and I'm running out of cash
Roll another cigarette and order up some smack
Been fishing for revenge since a quarter past
Rape and pillage and burn down the village
Mama, don't say nu'in 'til I give you permission
Injun Joe running low on fumes
With a sharp-shooting cowboy in my rear-view

Hey, Mickey, d'ya got a number for that geez'?
Ya mean the one with the highs and lows up his sleeves?
But, Mickey, d'ya got a dirty bird for me?
That all depends if ya think my kid sis is sweet
Hey, Mickey, d'ya got a number for that geez'?
Ya mean the one with the highs and lows up his sleeves?
But, Mickey, d'ya got a dirty bird for me?
That all depends if ya think my kid sis is sweet

[?] dribble dribble miles
We deviants, we need this shit
Ups, downs, in-between-ziants
We deviants, we need this shit
Ups, downs, in-between-ziants

She banged it, and shaved it, and shanked it, and scranged it
Nosed it, and eyed it, and spunked it, tried it
She noshed it, and squashed it, biddly-bonged and boshed it
Filth-pot-sewer-mind-juicy-jelly-bean with a fuck-off smile

Yo, Shaun, you got a number of a guy with some?
Sure, Mickey, take a pick I've got tons of 'em
But do you got a number for a girl that comes?
Yo, what you think I am, a fucking deviant?
Yo, Shaun, you got a number of a guy with some?
Sure, Mickey, take a pick I've got tons of 'em
But do you got a number for a girl that comes?
Yo, what you think I am, a fucking deviant?

Happy Monday, yeah!
Mickey Avalon everywhere
Happy Mondays in the air
We deviants
We deviants
We deviants