Whiskey, If You Were A Woman

(album: Highway 101 - 1988)

He's told me a million times he's sorry
I always take him back, though soon I know
He'll spend the night with you and leave me crying
You don't love him, but you won't let him go

Oh, whiskey, if you were a woman
I'd fight you and I'd win, Lord knows I would
Oh, whiskey, if you were a woman
I'd drive you from his tangled mind for good

No matter what you do, I'd do it better
You'd never be the woman I could be
But you don't have a heart or any feelings
So I can't even ask for sympathy

Oh, whiskey, if you were a woman
I'd fight you and I'd win, Lord knows I would
Oh whiskey, if you were a woman
I'd drive you from his tangled mind for good

Oh whiskey, if you were a woman
I'd drive you from his tangled mind for good