Wrangler Danger

(album: The K Is Silent - 2020)

It was an everyday kind of Friday night
Down at ol' Whiskey Row
It was closing in on closing time
I was just about ready to go
When she walked in the front door
And the jukebox needle went scratch
Had me and every cowboy
Staring at her stitched-on patch

Wrangler danger
There oughta be a neon warning sign
Wrangler danger
Watch out, she's the painted-on heartbreak kind
The way she shakes them dubyas
Oughta be a honky tonk crime
Wrangler danger
Well, my heart's in danger but I can't leave her Wranglers behind

Next thing I knew, every cowboy boot
Was dancing all in a line
They were do-si-doing Cotton-Eyed Joeing
And doing that Electric Slide
I guess I should've run from
That devil in stoned washed blue
But my mama never told me
'Bout the damage that denim can do

Wrangler danger
There oughta be a neon warning sign
Wrangler danger
Watch out, she's the painted-on heartbreak kind
The way she shakes them dubyas
Oughta be a honky tonk crime
Wrangler danger
Well, my heart's in danger but I can't leave her Wranglers behind
No I can't

Now you can't blame her
For shaking what the good Lord gave her
And the way you spell trouble, it ain't that hard
It's 14MWZR

Wrangler danger
There oughta be a neon warning sign
Wrangler danger
Watch out, she's the painted-on heartbreak kind
The way she shakes them dubyas'
Oughta be a honky tonk crime
Wrangler danger
Well, my heart's in danger but I can't leave her Wranglers behind
Wrangler danger