Abbracadabbra

(album: Pug Ugly - 2022)

Dies

Abracadabra, alakazam
Face painted Juggla, a hatchet man
See me crab walking across quick sand
This dick in your chick lips, my sick plan
With a do re mi, we the ICP
Flash by through your night light, you might see me
Fa so la ti, a swipe-by this be
Slice through your windpipe in the night, I flee
Jump on your neck and love ya, strangle ya then hug ya
[?] this boogie man will mug ya
Kick your dick [?], ice pick [?]
Bolt ya to the Volkswagen, but then I drug ya
A Juggalo who do the boogie woogie woogaloo
Not for buffalo but I'll put a foot in you
And put a foot of dick up in your boo's pudding stew
Fucking with me be some shit you shouldn't do, bitch boy

Poof! Ta-da! Away you go
Here was a ho who's here no more
The world's my stage, life is my show
You fall through the floor with an abracadabra
Poof! Ta-da! Away you go
Here was a ho who's here no more
The world's my stage, life is my show
You fall through the floor with an abracadabra

Hocus pocus, abracadabra
Poking holes in your face when I stab ya
Jab pluck repeatedly, hacked up you need to be
Stab cut, stacked up, packed up evenly
Meat from the butcher shop, ground beef kitchen slop
Feed it to your kids, little bitches, get it while it's hot
Evil in reverse, I love people dead
I'm backwards, how it makes sense in my head
Chitty chitty bang bang, fee fi fo
Taylor Swift is a demon trying to eat my soul
She thinks that I don't but indeed I know
For now I just peep her and beat my pole
Kill a wicked clown, I'm clinging to your ceiling
Concealed in the dark, I feel it's appealing
Doom for the loons and the demons grab ya
Screaming and blabbing that blabber, abracadabra

Poof! Ta-da! Away you go
Here was a ho who's here no more
The world's my stage, life is my show
You fall through the floor with an abracadabra
Poof! Ta-da! Away you go
Here was a ho who's here no more
The world's my stage, life is my show
You fall through the floor

Abracadabra, poof, ta-da
One day they'll find your ass on Jupiter
Having been violated by the Ziglates
A Martian breed of butt rape pirates
I appear before ya in strobe light vision
After which you'll notice your throat's incision
You get no choice and get no decision
Your life just meets its whole collision
It's like being slapped in the face with a bat
Shuts off, lights dead without a fade to black
No chance to tap from the Reaper's sleep
If the Reaper takes ya, the Reaper keeps
Don't know, it'll teach ya, run, it'll reach ya
The reverend's irrelevant, your pastor or preacher
It's over, he beats ya, defeats ya, eats ya, what have ya
I'll be like poof, abracadabra

Poof! Ta-da! Away you go
Here was a ho who's here no more
The world's my stage, life is my show
You fall through the floor with an abracadabra
Poof! Ta-da! Away you go
Here was a ho who's here no more
The world's my stage, life is my show
You fall through the floor
Poof! Ta-da! Away you go
Here was a ho who's here no more
The world's my stage, life is my show
You fall through the floor with an abracadabra
Poof! Ta-da! Away you go
Here was a ho who's here no more
The world's my stage, life is my show
You fall through the floor

Poof! Ta-da!
With an abracadabra
Poof! Ta-da!
With an abracadabra