Come On Carolina

(album: Red Vs. Blue Season 10 - 2012)

Come on, Carolina
Have fun, Carolina
You're always being such a bitch

I'd like to take you to a movie
But you won't leave the training room floor
I wanna bring you to the mall to buy shoes
But you're obsessed with your leaderboard, baby
Why don't you give me a break
Why do you make it so hard for me to love you?
I'm gonna do what it takes
But could you stop kicking me?

Come on, Carolina
Have fun, Carolina
You're always being such a bitch
Come on, Carolina
Let's run, Carolina
We'll leave this place and fly through space
And start a different life
And have babies with green eyes

Maybe we could enter disco
Or skate down and check out the shore
We could stay at home and cuddle
And play a little Halo 4, naked
I know you wanna kick ass
I know you're dying to rip that Tex to pieces
But, baby, both of us know
That bitch would have you on your knees

Come on, Carolina
Have fun, Carolina
You're always being such a bitch
Come on, Carolina
Let's run, Carolina
We'll leave this place and fly through space
And start a different life
And have babies with green eyes