The Best Christmas Song

This is the best Christmas song that ever existed
This is the best Christmas song that ever existed
If you don't believe me, well you should believe me
'Cause this is the best Christmas song, so listen to it now

Christmas is my favorite Christmastime of the year
Bells are jiggling and the angels are making Jesus
It's a silent night except for my neighbor's washing machine
It's very loud; that's why I'm wearing my second-favorite earmuffs
Santa Claus is coming, so you better be naughty or nice
He has a beard so you can't even see his neck
He flies around with horses that have branches on their ears
'Cause there are no earmuffs in the North Pole; there are only trees
He brings presents to the kids, but he doesn't wear mittens
Probably because they make his hands very itchy
Leave Santa milk and cookies so he can have a snack
It'll be easy for him to pick them up 'cause he won't have mittens on his hands

This is the best Christmas song that ever existed
This is the best Christmas song that ever existed
Other Christmas songs don't even talk about Christmas stuff
But this is the best Christmas song, so keep listening to it now

Santa comes in from the chimney, so don't block it with a mattress
And if you don't have a chimney, make one out of a mattress
Santa, what is the present you're gonna put in my tree this year?
I hope it's not the shoes that I already have
I already have those shoes, so that's not a very good present
A better present would be to make my family still alive
Or a bicycle; that would be good, too
Also, can you move your beard? I want to see what your neck looks like

This is the best Christmas song that ever existed
This is the best Christmas song that ever existed
Mittens aren't even a super important thing
But this is the best Christmas song, so keep listening to it now

Everybody do the Christmas arms
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, arms, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, arms
Everybody do the Christmas face
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, face, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, face
Everybody do the Christmas talking
A-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra, talking, ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra, talking
Everybody don't put mittens on
No mittens, no mittens, no mittens, no
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, I tricked you to not putting mittens on
Now your hands are cold; that was my Christmas trick
Another trick I like to do is I give people chocolate
And I'd say "Happy Easter," and they'd say "What? It's not even Easter!"

This is the best Christmas song that ever existed
This is the best Christmas song that ever existed
Maybe Santa's neck is a different color or something
But this is the best Christmas song, and now it's finished